“The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.”
“Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen.”
"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker."
"What do you say, though -- if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan."
"Sometimes I sing 'Somebody That I Used To Know' to myself as I go through my phones contact list."
"I don’t need iron man suit I am already a weapon of mass seduction"
"I am not weird, I am adorably Eccentric"
"Sometimes I wish I was a Llama"
"Aint I perfect?"
"I am very very very High Maintenance"
“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”