"If you keep making that face, it will get stuck that way"
"If you don’t come with me now, I’m leaving without you"
"That’s only for adults only"
"Santa is watching you"
"We’re almost there!’ amidst a painfully long road trip"
“People only get 10,000 words per month. If you reach the limit, you can’t physically speak until the new month begins. Anytime you was especially talkative, They would say, ‘Careful, you’re over 9,000 by now.”
"Children have to go to bed by 9 o’clock, it’s the law"
"I don’t know where your toy is, you must have lost it"
"It won’t hurt. I promise!"
"When the music plays, it means the ice-cream van has run out of ice-cream."
"There are no cartoons on at night because that’s when the characters sleep."
"Sitting too close to Television will ruin your eyesight"
"Eating carrots will give you night vision"
"If you swallow chewing gum, it will stay in your stomach for seven years"
"Drinking coffee will stunt your growth"
"The family pet went to live on farm, where he will have lots of room to run and play forever"
"If you eat a watermelon seed, a tree will grow up in your stomach"
"Reading in dark will harm your eyesight"
"Every grain of rice left in your bowl is a year of bad luck
"Dont lie or your nose will grow"
"I will Not Scold you just tell me the truth"
"If you stick your hand out the car window the people behind you will shoot your hand off."
"You can be whatever you want."
"Drinking lots of tea will make you dark."
"Don’t touch that. It’ll turn into spiders."
"Oh no this isn’t Cola it’s black water you wouldn’t like it."
"Bad kids get sad meals instead of happy meals."
"I could forgive everything but this"